No, But I Am Made of Plutonium, Nitrogen, Carbon and Hydrogen...
... because I'm going to PuNCH you in the teeth. - Matty Malaprop
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Homeowner lets her parents, brother, brother's girlfriend, and nephew live in her basement, parents demand she let her brother's family move upstairs: 'I work from home as a therapist and see clients upstairs.'
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16-year-old refuses to move back in with her widower dad after he abandoned her for stepmom and step-siblings: 'My aunt is a way better parent than my dad was.'
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